Let me tell you something okay, my mama is a cool chick! She always makes me feel homely by saying stuff like 'spread your wings, my little butterfly'. Oh mama how I love you! I love my home sweet home! Now, let's talk about my dad. My dad is a cool guy too, but not as cool as my mum of course, because you know, women are always cooler and that's no fucking lie! One main thing that makes my dad less cool though is that he has no style at all! I mean, he literally just wears an undie every freaking day, why isn't there a new found fashion of nakedness? Okay now let's talk about me. As you might have already guessed, I'm a cool kid! But in the past, I wasn't always this cool, I have messed up too you know. Obviously I'm not going to tell you what I've messed up cause that would just make me look bad and that's not cool y'all! Alright, alright, if you want to know what I've messed up, why don't you fucking send me a question and I'll let you know, or not, whatever. No, that was just pure lies! I don't do messing ups yo, no bloody way! No, honestly, that's one thing that cool kids won't do, everything I've done so far is cool, believe me. Now don't you get all upset about my coolness, because let me tell you my friend, you're just as cool as me. And you know why? Because I've made this whole thing unreadable and somehow you've managed to read it, you must be super cool to have been able to do that dude! Okay, now that you've read enough, I think it's time for you to cool off now. But before you go, remember that '10' is a very important number for many reasons. Okay bye.